Story of the Day 2/ 13/ 2013

My husband came home from work, gave me kiss and then made an announcement, "You are not going to believe this," he said," but we have been invited to dinner."

"That can't be," I replied in confusion, "no one likes us!"

There was a very brief pause while I considered what I had said.
"Well, no one likes me." I corrected.

Without any pause, my husband remarked, "Well, they don't' know you."

I suppose that would explain the invitation.