Aaron is struggling in his radio and TV class.
And, no, this has nothing to do with his interviewing Sarah for the radio.
It has to do with one of his classmates.
Apparently, Aaron has been on the radio, during class time, the past couple of weeks.
On the radio with another young man who doesn’t appreciate him.
Okay, maybe “appreciate” isn’t the right word.
As Aaron has described it, Aaron has been trying very hard to bond with “S“, but “S” treats Aaron with contempt.
One of the results of this is that “S” is constantly turning Aaron’s microphone off , while they are on the air.
A kind of media-castration.
At any rate, Aaron, in a weird male bonding ritual moment, sent him into a fit of laughter that attracted the attention of a few people- including a young woman.
Aaron wasn’t able to explain what happened, at that time, so he later sent her a note.
This is the note:
I just thought I'd give you the inside scoop on the story from this morning, so you don't have any weird ideas about what was going on. “S” was talking about a senior prank that had something to do with porn. I was trying to make some connection with “S“, because, for whatever reason, I don't think he likes me. (He’s always cutting off my microphone in the Radio Station, and not high fiving me, etc.) So anyhow, I pride myself on my knowledge of movies, and I asked him if he had ever seen Debbie Does Dallas. I explained that Debbie Does Dallas is a classic porno from the 70s, which I've heard is very influential and has spawned a numerous amount of inferior pornos. I haven't seen it yet, but I was just suggesting it to “S“, because I thought it would be a good beginner's guide to the appreciation of porn.
Aaron is now regretting he didn’t’ mention Deep-throat, as well.
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We played Charades Sat nite. Girls against boys, so they wrote our clues. I picked "Deep Throat." They guessed it in 2 seconds.
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