Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Story of the Day 2/ 18/2010




Our mail box looked sad.
This is despite the fact that it must have had a wild time, last night.
It is leaning, rather severely, to one side. It is cracked where the plastic attaches to the wooden post, and I am suspicious that the post is also cracked, and will need to be replaced. This is because the ground is frozen. And not just a little frozen, and it took a heck of a lot of force to shove the mailbox to this angle, which, in frozen ground, probably means a very cracked post.
There are some clues.
The party with the mailbox happened after 11 Pm and before 6:30 AM. And it wasn’t casual. The tracks in the snow show that the car that had the hot date with our mailbox swerved into it from the lane that is on the far side of the road from it. In other words, it came all the way over to the far side of the road just to make this statement.
Sarah was very upset.
She wants to know why the person that did this didn’t have the courtesy to come up to the house and apologize.
Personally, I am glad the most probably inebriated post-lover didn’t’ come and ring our bell at 3 AM.
However, I also hope his car has wearing a souvenir from the party.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahahha!