Story of teh Day- ummmmmmmmm from Rosh Hashanah?

Okay- I foudn this at the end of another document I was checking...I apparently did not save it in my Stories folder, and never posted it.

At dinner, on Rosh Hashanah, and I am very sorry that I do not remember what led to this part of the conversation, but Sarah decided to tell us that when Aaron gets engaged, she is going to pull the young lady aside and tell her two very important things:

1. If you ever hurt my brother, I will kill you.

and

2. We did not teach him that it is okay to eat scrambled eggs with his fingers.