Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Story of the Day 2/22/2011

Aaron has a stand-up gig, tomorrow night, so he has been practicing a couple of new jokes on me.
The topics are masturbation and girlfriends, and porn and girlfriends, and sperm donors and girlfriends, and I know I am a Jewish mother, because while he is doing this the only thing going through my head is , “how can I get him to find a nice Jewish girlfriend?”

1 comment:

Lynne said...

What else would a mother be thinking????????????????